Let's take the dog for a drag

One thing I'm going to miss about my hood and the whole city is the very unique *things* I've encountered over the years. One is this bulldog (I think it's a bulldog). The owners walk him frequently, and every time, it's the dog hanging on to the leash, in a pretty unique manner, and the owners putting up with it. I swear that most often the dog is leading the way, but yesterday, I snapped this pic. She's very pregnant, and Buster (I made that up), isn't cooperating. Makes me laugh!!

Spam again... Oh come on, LAUGH!

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Yes... change the nature. Now honestly, someone thought this would draw customers?

Spam

I hate spam and junk mail, but sometimes it makes you laugh on how BAD it is. The solicitations for business, even if it's legit, is this someone I want to send money to? (Slightly editted to remove pure junk and sentences split up cause it amuses me. Nothing deleted)

Enjoy!

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I mean really. The free order shoe? You had me 'til the free order shoe.

I just might screw with them.....

"Holy crap, really? Free shoes? That's certaily a delectation!!!!!! Can you bring me larger success if I do small of short-term coopertion quasi-banana?

Anxious a bently.

Sam Sneed, Keystone connosewer."

Parking Idiots part 2

One thing I'm going to miss a lot is my little store. I like to call it "The Shoppe", which, if you don't know, helps me differentiate it from "Storage", which is Glenn's building, and "the store", which is where we keep canned good and other crap in my basement, really an old fruit cellar. The Shoppe is great, been perfect for storing my books & software, and it's been a great showroom for my pinballs and video games. There's room for 20 machines, which is a bit cramped, and even now I've got 14 there, but this Friday many will be picked up and on their way. SIGH.

ANYWAY, one thing I won't miss, at all, is the idiots that work next door at the pizza place. I've bitched how they can't park between lines, and over the past year there's been other things that they can't do (must be job requirements), like if the trash guys don't put the dumpster back around the corner, it's CERTAINLY not the pizza guys job to move it, NO WAY! That would be in the category of NMJ. More than once I've arrived and the dumpster is practically in front of my door. I know it's not their fault, but since they use it a LOT daily, filling it every 2-3 days, is it asking too much to push it back in place? Apparently so.

As a whole though, it's the parking. I've been there for 16 months+ now, they know I'm there (hell, I walk in to pay rent!) and not like they don't know I come in all the time, often on odd hours. Parking space is limited and it's not rocket science to park without being an ass and taking up 2 or 3 slots. So I do in on Sunday afternoon, what do I see? Just look below.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!