Here we are, my first blog post. I'm sure I'm saying that wrong, it's probably called a "blost" or something, and I'll be banned from blogging quicker than you can say Worcestershire Sauce

(Note: yes, I went to the fridge on that word, and I had a swig of soy sauce while there. Get over it).

I'm happy to be here! I yap all the time, seems like it anyway, so why not BLOG!? With all the variety I have in life, it always seems like I've got a story, sadly half are due to idiots I run in to. OK, not half, I don't actually measure, but a dang good chunk!! Tons of stories just due to how I run my life. By golly, I should write a book! HA! For years, literally 10 years plus, I've told myself I'm going to keep a log, a diary, whatever, and go back and document this experience or that, and one never does! It just don't happen. But here I am, thanks to seeing others post their crap, I might as well post mine! Hopefully I'll keep up with it, and it won't ALL be boring.

Oh, Three Dogs: Before

Three Dogs After:

If you happened to keep scrolling down, you’ll see I’m still yapping. I’m actually typing this offline right now as my first experience with this blog has resulted in a time out while they perform system maintenance. Thrilling news! 4:45PM, what a great time. No sense in doing it 3AM. I happen to remember my buddy Shelly (technically, my wife’s buddy Shelly, I’m a guy, can’t have FEMALE buddies, can ya?) telling me she lost a long post, or maybe I read it in her blog. (Is that irony?) Anyway, I cut & pasted it to Word before I click COMMIT! Good thing too, or I would have gone back to the 80s. La de da…